Kyle. 17. Burbank, CA.
UCSB Gaucho/Future Filmmaker
"Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm THE DUDE, man."

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hey so did you pre-order your xbox one yet?

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Man, Disney should’ve gotten a cameo from The Wu-Tang Clan on American Dragon: Jake Long. Seriously missed an opportunity there.

Apparently, my roommate listens  to Country, and this monstrosity just came on.

Some actual lyrics:

Well the boys ‘round here don’t listen to The Beatles”

Yea the boys ‘round here

Drinking that ice cold beer

Talkin’ ‘bout girls, talkin’ ‘bout trucks”
Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit”

Well the boys ‘round here, they’re keeping it country

Ain’t a damn one know how to do the dougie”

Have you ever got down with a…

Red red red red red red redneck?

And do you wanna get down with a…

Red red red red red red redneck?”
God, if you’re out there, please short circuit this man’s speakers.

nbc la on their shit

nbc la on their shit

“Hey Bubba-“
“I’m Buttercup.”
“Whatever”

“Hey Bubba-“
“I’m Buttercup.”
“Whatever”

Might wanna double check that album cover, Google

Might wanna double check that album cover, Google

Gently Used Five Gum Wrapper GIVEAWAY!!!!

Gently Used Five Gum Wrapper GIVEAWAY!!!!

This is what conservatives get off to

This is what conservatives get off to

Go fuck yourself Finland

(via stephaniefoo)

Source: slowrobot.com